Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Mines Excavated: 3064
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 10
Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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