Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Dragon Eggs Found: 6883
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
Ores Mined: 1888 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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