Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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