Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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