| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 2841 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
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| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 7275 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 7053 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Server Type | Vanilla |
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| Server IP | soulsteal.me |
A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.
A: No, the server is vanilla.
A: The rules are simple – no griefing, no hacking, and be respectful to other players.
A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 for you to join anytime.
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 1872 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 2099 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 7307 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 8582 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 | Emeralds Found: | 8361 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3599 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.
Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?
So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 357 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 7985 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 449 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.
So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 3388 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 51 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 8975 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 12 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 5750 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7872 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 4047 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 | Votes: | 3354 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 4027 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 6252 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 64 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 4558 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 | Magic Items Found: | 3145 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3153 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 253 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
