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Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds grow on trees (yes, trees!), and the creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding (trust us, it’s a sight to see).

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From zombie movie marathons to Mahjong tournaments, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t even get us started on our costume parties – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous, but that’s half the fun)!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	65	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	57
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

GutFeelingGamer – Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever had a gut feeling that you should join a Minecraft SMP because it’s the only place where llamas ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, that feeling is about to come true! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So come join us and let your wildest gut feelings lead you to victory!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SmileCraft – The Happy Server

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Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. Yes, this server is so fancy even the animals dress to impress! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to make you smile, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers? Trust us, this server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never stop grinning from ear to ear!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut

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so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, it’s got crazier battles den Nasrallah’s reported successor, Hashem Safieddine, getting targeted in an IAF strike in Beirut, bro. we got mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants, and bosses dat’ll make u cry for ur mama. plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure dat’ll make u richer den a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day. so, come join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all dat real world drama, yo.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Magic Items Found:	3863

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Crafty Mispronounced Server

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you laugh until you pee your pants? well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Kagura Bachi’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a chance to ride on the back of a dragon made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the disco llama. Witness its dazzling dance moves and join in on the fun as it leads you on a wild scavenger hunt for hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Chrome SMP: > Gets An Influx Of Users Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

3. Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will peck anyone who dares to grief or cheat. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Cluck Norris.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear at the bottom of a lava lake. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to retrieve it without getting burned to a crisp.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BlockNeighborLawsuit

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of neighborly disputes taken to the next level!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, your neighbor’s dog attacks you! But wait, there’s more! You end up in the hospital with a serious infection, all because of a friendly visit gone wrong. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the chaos of neighborly drama, dog attacks, and hospital visits. Will you be the one to sue for lost wages, medical bills, and permanent damage? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Love Letters Sent:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate virtual midlife crisis! We’ve got players building retirement homes, starting virtual businesses, and even hosting bingo nights in-game. Who knew getting older could be this much fun in Minecraft? So come join us and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of aging adventures!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Ores Mined:	2394	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BlockPartySingle

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the ultimate place for all the single players out there looking for love…or diamonds. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side, am I right?

Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your single status. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest ores can only be found by those flying solo. So if you’re ready to mingle with creepers and skeletons instead of potential partners, this is the server for you.

Who needs a significant other when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join our server now and embrace the single life like never before!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	910
Chimeras Created:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SqueezyCraft – High Harmonic Fun

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so, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the mobs are all wearing party hats and the creepers explode in confetti instead of blowing stuff up. it’s like a never-ending birthday bash in the world of blocks and pixels.

you gotta join this server because the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a total circus of fun and craziness.

plus, there’s this secret level where you can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. it’s like a sci-fi fantasy dream come true.

come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

FightMine – 1.16.5 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “FightMine – 1.16.5” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Nude Creeper Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring back the nostalgia of the good ol’ days when nude mods were all the rage! Imagine creating your character with “in depth” customization options, only to be shocked by the ridiculously huge swinging tits that would make Oblivion blush. Join us for a wild ride as we bring back the hilarity and absurdity of gaming in 2007(ish). Who needs realistic graphics when you can have characters with physics-defying body parts? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Cock Smell Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house and taming a few wolves? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in wacky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its unique scent-based gameplay. That’s right, we encourage all players to embrace their inner scent connoisseur and sniff out the best aromas in the game. Whether it’s the sweet musk of a freshly mined diamond or the pungent aroma of a creeper explosion, there’s no shortage of delightful scents to discover.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the intoxicating world of cocksmell like never before. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop sniffing!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server! We won’t let your brother Jake move in and disrupt your virtual life like he did in real life. Our server is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any family drama.

Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. No more guilt-tripping family members or suffocating emotional reliance here – just pure fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-couch-surfing policy, so you won’t have to worry about your brother crashing on your virtual couch either.

So come join us on our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast building epic structures and exploring new worlds? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a brother who can’t take a hint.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Void Gems Collected:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	54
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Dimension Hops:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3