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”’IT’S UP!”’ Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than Vince McMahon’s backstage drama? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Paul Heyman would be speechless. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a WWE pay-per-view. Who needs Netflix when you can experience the thrill of our server firsthand? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our chaotic world. Remember, in our server, anything can happen – even a Vince/Shane knife stabbing story!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Mom’s KitchenCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cutting fruit is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and learn how to properly hold a knife while slicing through pixelated watermelons and apples.

We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.

So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Buildings Constructed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time or else we’ll send a pack of angry llamas after you! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere, or if you’re brave enough to face off against the legendary Ender Chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs at you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come on, join us and make some memories that will have you saying “I’m the king of the world, you piece of shit!”

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BlocktopiaCraft: Mind-Blowing Fun!

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Did you know that our Minecraft server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated building? That’s right, these llamas have built entire cities out of blocks and even have their own llama-themed currency called “Llamacoin”! Join our server and witness the epic llama takeover of the Minecraft world – it’s a fact that will blow your mind and leave you laughing all the way to the llama bank!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

HackCraft: US Domains Seized

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so, like, u know how the US is always tryna be all up in everyone’s business? well, they just went and seized some internet domains that they think were used by russian hackers. like, can u even imagine? but don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s totally hacker-free. like, no russians allowed, bro. come join us and build some sick pixel art of uncle sam flipping off putin. it’s gonna be lit, fam. #merica #minecraftftw

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Farms Harvested:	372
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crafty Masturbating Miners

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join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

⭐ EXEN ⭐ survival 🏅 bosses 🍉 Minecraft server

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EXEN is a classic survival server! Defeat bosses in dungeons. Test your survival skills in the living world of EXEN in dangerous weather conditions, with an advanced system of skills and levels, where everything will depend on your skills!

From an economy with personal price tags

to the customizations available to you!

No imbalance, only the most important.

We invite you to an update in honor of

two years of server operation!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

The Banana Network: Where even the creepers slip on banana peels!

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The Banana Network Minecraft Server

Essential Mods
100+ Origins
Create + addons
Massive Dungeons
Armourer’s Workshop
Customizable Player Models
Farmer’s Delight + addons
Let’s Do mods
Butchery
Chisel & Bits
Macaw’s Mods
Handcrafted
Cluttered
Plenty more decor and block options

Extra Dimensions

The Aether
The Bumblezone

Modpack Link

–[ THE BANANA NETWORK ]–

Join our constantly evolving community driven by its members, and their interests. We have plenty of things to do, including our official Banana Network gaming servers. Bring your friends, or make new ones. Everyone is welcome here.

Join our Discord Server

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Simply download the modpack from the provided link and follow the instructions to join The Banana Network’s Minecraft server.
Are there any special events happening on the server?	Yes, we currently have Halloween events ongoing. Join us for some spooky fun!
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! Bring your friends along to enjoy the Vanilla+++ experience with you.
What sets The Banana Network server apart from others?	Our server offers a unique modpack with essential mods for customization and automation, along with extra dimensions to explore.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Farms Harvested:	249
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Trans Parent Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our community is so welcoming and inclusive that even creepers would feel at home. Join us for a fun and safe space where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or getting blown up by an angry parent. Plus, our virtual Hell is way cooler than the one your mom mentioned. So come on over and let’s build a world where acceptance and creativity reign supreme!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Potions Brewed:	157
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Man U VS Porto Thread 2 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a total MUG on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can go from being 2-0 up to losing 3-2 in the blink of an eye! It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with blocks and creepers!

Join us for the ultimate challenge of trying to maintain your lead and not end up as a total MUG like the rest of the players. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate underdog story and come back from a 3-2 deficit to win it all!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat all in one epic Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Star Shards Collected:	224	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

WaitressWars Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama and chaos reign supreme? Look no further than our server, where you can unleash your inner savage like never before!

Join us if you love stirring up trouble and causing mayhem, just like the drama between Stacy and our OP. Who knew a simple dinner could turn into a full-blown showdown? But hey, that’s just a typical day on our server.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment here. From epic battles to intense rivalries, there’s always something crazy happening. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument over virtual diamonds.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ores Mined:	8059	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

RentFreeSis30hrs

budgeting, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, family expectations, financial boundaries, financial decisions, financial disagreements, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial support, generational differences, housing expenses, millennial struggles, personal finances, RentFreeSis30hrs, sibling relationships, sibling support, sister’s rent, working hours

Are you tired of entitled siblings expecting you to fund their lavish lifestyles while you work your butt off in the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of entitled family members who think they deserve your hard-earned diamonds just because they can’t budget their virtual resources. Build your dream house, mine for riches, and leave the entitled siblings behind in the dust. Who needs family drama when you can have a blocky paradise all to yourself? Join now and say goodbye to the entitlement!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Potions Brewed:	163	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BullySlayer in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of dealing with female bullies in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only bullies you’ll encounter are creepers trying to blow up your house. Say goodbye to mean girls and hello to blocky adventures with a community of players who have your back. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, all your past bullies will turn into harmless sheep in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your way to a bully-free future!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

NoHellAllowedCraft

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and no fun allowed? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Our “hell no” rule is actually saying no to anything fun and crazy!

Join our server if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or challenge a group of creepers to a dance-off! We encourage chaos, mayhem, and all-around ridiculousness.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server where the only rule is to have a blast! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Magic Items Found:	8781
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SeaCraft: Fishermen Fiasco

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come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of vietnam vs china in the south china sea but with FISHERMEN. build your own boat and defend against the evil chinese players trying to steal your fishies. will you be a brave vietnamese fisherman or a ruthless chinese pirate? join now and find out! bonus: we have exploding fish as weapons and dolphins that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board before it’s too late!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2