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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 7975 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build towering monuments to your favorite memes, and participate in our weekly llama races (trust us, those guys are fast). And don’t worry about any political debates here – the only thing we argue about is whether pineapple belongs on pizza (spoiler alert: it does).
So why wait? Join our server today and escape the madness of the real world. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!