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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 2941 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 71 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
Our server is so thrilling, it will make you forget all about your wife puking in your car. Who needs a nagging spouse when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your best friends?
Forget about adding 40 extra minutes to your commute to deal with her drama – join our server and let the fun never end! Plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll never have to worry about being called selfish or disgusting again.
So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the vomit-filled drama of real life, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a car-sick wife.