Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your car-sick wife and her dramatics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure and chaos.

Our server is so thrilling, it will make you forget all about your wife puking in your car. Who needs a nagging spouse when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your best friends?

Forget about adding 40 extra minutes to your commute to deal with her drama – join our server and let the fun never end! Plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll never have to worry about being called selfish or disgusting again.

So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the vomit-filled drama of real life, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a car-sick wife.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 6
Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
Gods Slained: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • PokeReturn

    PokeReturn

    PokeReturn is a Pixelmon Server that attempts to create relaxing kick-back gameplay anyone can enjoy. Offering custom programmed features, such as Pokemon Disguising, Free Gameplay earned Poke Healing, and more!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 45

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Emenbee Realms

    Emenbee Realms

    Emenbee Realms is back and better than ever! A revival of the classic Minecraft server, brought to you by members of the original staff! Supports version 1.7-1.20.1

    Bedrock IP: geyser.mc-em.com

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runes Activated: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • DragonCraftMC

    DragonCraftMC

    Experience the Tekkit 2 Factions Server! Version: 1.2.1. Join now for an immersive gameplay with mods, alliances, and interspace intense battles. Come start your journey today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Buildings Constructed: 27

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • ScuffleMC

    ScuffleMC

    JAVA IP: ScuffleMC.net BEDROCK IP: ScuffleMC.net (Port: 25565)

    ScuffleMC is the most popular Sky Gen Minecraft servers out there. Come explore multiple worlds or fight for glory in 1.8 PvP. Other features include events, economy, outlands, custom crates and custom items. Connect to the ScuffleMC server for an epic and rewarding Minecraft experience unlike any you’ve had before!

    1.16 -> 1.19 are supported!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Crops Grown: 8412
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Farzy

    Farzy

    A brand new Survival experience! Play with one of the biggest Survival YouTuber’s Farzy, and join him on the friendliest Minecraft Survival Server out there!

    Bedrock IP: bedrock.farzysmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 17 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • The Crown

    The Crown

    Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

    But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

    And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

    But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

    IP: thecrownmc.com

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6682 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Zombie Dances: 10 Endless Legions Commanded: 48

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Noobcraft

    Noobcraft

    Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • ExaliaMC

    ExaliaMC

    Welcome to ExaliaMC!

    Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

    We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 99
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Zombie Dances: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • FairNSquareMC

    FairNSquareMC

    FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6724
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Void Gems Collected: 38

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Elivius

    Elivius

    Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

    • Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

    Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9789 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Equilibrium Survival

    Equilibrium Survival

    Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

    We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Minedoms

    Minedoms

    A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

    To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

    To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Void Armor Forged: 22
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 40
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Lands of Minearchy

    Lands of Minearchy

    Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

    Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

    Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 294 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 10
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Suralt

    Suralt

    Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

    Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 New Chunks Explored: 911350
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2630 Alien Abductions: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Safe Haven

    Safe Haven

    Safe Haven is a community-based server with SMP, Creative, a few minigames, and more in development! We have friendly staff and an incredible community welcoming to all!

    SMP: – No griefing – PVP toggleable – McMMO

    Creative: – Rank system – Free Worldedit and VoxelSniper

    We also have Hide and Seek and other community minigames! IP: safehavensmp.apexmc.co OR 172.240.174.132:25576 (1.20.1) We hope you have fun! -Safe Haven Community

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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