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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 1501 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 25 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
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