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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 1792 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 18 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Imagine rollin’ up to da server with dat glowin’ skin from all dem vitamins, flexin’ on dem other players like “I got dat Golden Lettuce swag, what you got?” Ain’t nobody gonna mess with you when you got dat immune function on point and dem cell growth poppin’.
So come on, join da madness and get yo daily dose of “Golden Lettuce” on dis wild Minecraft server. Who needs diamonds when you got dem vitamins, amirite?