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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 4554 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 |
Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 41 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
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So grab your virtual pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft server. Who needs a touchpad when you have endless possibilities for building and exploring? Plus, we’re way cheaper than a PS Vita – we’ll even pay you $50 to join (just kidding, we won’t actually pay you).
So come on, join us and experience the train wreck of fun that is our Minecraft server. Just remember, even if you bought 3 PS Vitas, you’ll still have a better time here!