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| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 1394 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t feel like you bought 3 PS Vitas and a PSTV! Our server is like the PS Vita of the gaming world – full of poor decisions, lack of games, and a touchpad that no one likes. But hey, at least we don’t charge $2 per gigabyte for memory cards!
Join us for the ultimate uphill battle for good press, just like the PS Vita faced with its expensive games and lackluster graphics. And don’t worry, our server won’t get you into any lawsuits for false advertising – we promise we can’t play PS2 games either.
So grab your virtual pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft server. Who needs a touchpad when you have endless possibilities for building and exploring? Plus, we’re way cheaper than a PS Vita – we’ll even pay you $50 to join (just kidding, we won’t actually pay you).
So come on, join us and experience the train wreck of fun that is our Minecraft server. Just remember, even if you bought 3 PS Vitas, you’ll still have a better time here!
