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| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 1272 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 35 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t feel like you bought 3 PS Vitas and a PSTV! Our server is like the PS Vita of the gaming world – full of poor decisions, lack of games, and a touchpad that no one likes. But hey, at least we don’t charge $2 per gigabyte for memory cards!
Join us for the ultimate uphill battle for good press, just like the PS Vita faced with its expensive games and lackluster graphics. And don’t worry, our server won’t get you into any lawsuits for false advertising – we promise we can’t play PS2 games either.
So grab your virtual pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft server. Who needs a touchpad when you have endless possibilities for building and exploring? Plus, we’re way cheaper than a PS Vita – we’ll even pay you $50 to join (just kidding, we won’t actually pay you).
So come on, join us and experience the train wreck of fun that is our Minecraft server. Just remember, even if you bought 3 PS Vitas, you’ll still have a better time here!
