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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 4075 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 72 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 457 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Join us for the ultimate uphill battle for good press, just like the PS Vita faced with its expensive games and lackluster graphics. And don’t worry, our server won’t get you into any lawsuits for false advertising – we promise we can’t play PS2 games either.
So grab your virtual pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft server. Who needs a touchpad when you have endless possibilities for building and exploring? Plus, we’re way cheaper than a PS Vita – we’ll even pay you $50 to join (just kidding, we won’t actually pay you).
So come on, join us and experience the train wreck of fun that is our Minecraft server. Just remember, even if you bought 3 PS Vitas, you’ll still have a better time here!