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Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Vrench has done it again, creating a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted cookies, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of musical chairs. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But beware, Vrench is always up to some mischief, so you never know what crazy surprises await you around every corner. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Did id again :DDDDD” every time you log on!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, say RIP to that stinky vibe and join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. You try to run but end up falling into a pit of lava filled with dancing pandas. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…we think.

But wait, it gets better! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon? Only on RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MomDebtNoMineCraft Server

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So, get this, right? I (19F) just started working at a restaurant and my mom (53F) is out here living her best life, jetting off to Brazil for a month like it’s NBD. But guess what? She used her credit card to pay for it and now she’s hitting me up for £1,000 to cover her debt. Like, sis, do I look like a money tree to you?

I’m trying to save up for vet school, okay? I can’t be dropping stacks left and right to bail my mom out of her financial messes. And to top it all off, she’s calling me selfish and saying she didn’t raise me like this. Um, excuse me, but who raised who here?

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We’ve got virtual blocks to build with, no credit card debt to worry about, and definitely no angry texts from entitled parents. Plus, our community is so chill, you’ll forget all about your family drama. Trust me, you won’t find a better escape than this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your real life problems behind!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Potions Brewed:	149
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BabyCraft: No Handouts, Git Gud

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds and financial fiascos.

Imagine a world where your virtual grandchildren are constantly asking for handouts, even though they drive fancy cars and sip Starbucks every morning. Will you stand your ground and tell them to sell their third car? Or will you cave and help them with their baby formula and diapers?

Get ready for some intense virtual conversations as you navigate the complexities of being a grandparent in a world where baby expenses are through the roof. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family dynamics?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have epic build battles, intense PVP tournaments, and even a secret underground club where players can let loose after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly spleef competition gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await in our wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond blocks – you’re gonna need ’em!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	80472	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Farms Harvested:	576
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

GenderBendCraft

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Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a gang of mischievous Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and talks in binary code. The possibilities are endless!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	390
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftyCopenhagen Minecraft Server

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lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that even countries wanna invest in it? well this server is so poppin that Denmark is throwin $630 million at it like it’s a party they don’t wanna miss. come join us and be part of the most epic defense production in minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a diamond-encrusted tank into battle against a horde of creepers. join now and be a part of something truly insane!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Crops Grown:	8550
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyCreeper: IranFallsSoon

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than netanyahu vs iran!! our server is so lit, it will make the islamic republic fall sooner than you think! we have insane pvp battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot in the game. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft revolution ever! let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Galactic Satellite Farts

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so, like, you know how Starlink satellites are like, totally blocking the view for radio telescopes? well, on this epic Minecraft server, we have our own version of Starlink satellites that emit so much radiation, it’s like a rave party in space!

join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your base while dodging intense bursts of electromagnetic radiation. it’s like a game of dodgeball, but in Minecraft!

who needs to see the stars when you can have your own personal light show courtesy of our satellite emissions? come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server. it’s out of this world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

hypecity network

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Welcome to HypeCity Network, a server dedicated to Minecraft and roleplay enthusiasts, where players can enjoy authentic urban roleplay, with a dynamic economy and a multitude of jobs where you can test your skills!

We are excited to have you join us in the HypeCity Netowrk! Get ready to explore a world full of adventures! Join us!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	9174
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Big Indie’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow the biggest indie vtubers with 1000 viewers or more! Sorry, no shilling your 999 CCV oshi here, we only accept the cream of the crop. And if you dare mention those corpo vtubers, you’ll be banished to the depths of the Nether.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other threads for you to explore, like /vt//swarm/ where we discuss the best ways to swarm your enemies in PvP, or /vt//haha/ where we share the funniest vtuber moments.

Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you in the world of blocky madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
New Chunks Explored:	425157	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

i Just To Make It In Spite Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare and elusive creature that poops out diamonds instead of bacon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us for the birth of your virtual grandchild, where you can help your daughter through a c-section while fending off angry husbands who feel left out. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the mobs you’ll encounter is the family dynamics at play. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	190561	Alien Abductions:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Star Shards Collected:	157

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NoSleepovers4You

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about your husband and his best friend sharing a blanket on the couch again!

On our server, you can build your own virtual home where you’ll never have to deal with awkward movie nights with your husband and his college buddy. No more inside jokes or late-night drinks without you – it’s all about you and your Minecraft creations!

Don’t be the “that wife” who’s constantly feeling uncomfortable in her own home. Join our server and create a world where boundaries are respected and space is always yours. Plus, who needs real friends when you can make virtual friends who will never overstay their welcome?

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and never worry about being the asshole for wanting some peace and quiet in your own home. Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

LoveCrafted Sacrifice

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Are you willing to sacrifice your diamond armor for love? Well, on our server, we have players who have sacrificed entire enchanted diamond pickaxes just to show their love for each other! Join us for a chance to experience epic love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a casual fling. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! So come on, join us and see if you’re willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for love in our crazy Minecraft world.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Potions Brewed:	58	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16