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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 2512 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Villages Defended: | 20 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 99 |
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek (spoiler alert: he’s really good at hiding).
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our visa-required Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, because TNT is a common form of greeting here). See you there, saars!