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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 4536 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 49 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek (spoiler alert: he’s really good at hiding).
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our visa-required Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, because TNT is a common form of greeting here). See you there, saars!