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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 3188 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
Dimension Hops: | 12 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground fighting ring where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Just be prepared to face off against the reigning champion, a chicken riding a pig armed with a diamond sword.
And did we mention the treasure hunts? Every week, we hide valuable loot all over the map for players to find, but beware of the traps set by our mischievous admin who loves to watch players fall into pits of lava or get blown up by TNT.
So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, join our SMP today! Just remember, this show blasts shonen fags btw.