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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 4893 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6631 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground fighting ring where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Just be prepared to face off against the reigning champion, a chicken riding a pig armed with a diamond sword.
And did we mention the treasure hunts? Every week, we hide valuable loot all over the map for players to find, but beware of the traps set by our mischievous admin who loves to watch players fall into pits of lava or get blown up by TNT.
So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, join our SMP today! Just remember, this show blasts shonen fags btw.