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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 2037 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Runes Activated: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground fighting ring where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Just be prepared to face off against the reigning champion, a chicken riding a pig armed with a diamond sword.
And did we mention the treasure hunts? Every week, we hide valuable loot all over the map for players to find, but beware of the traps set by our mischievous admin who loves to watch players fall into pits of lava or get blown up by TNT.
So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, join our SMP today! Just remember, this show blasts shonen fags btw.