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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 7151 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3456 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of chaos and mayhem! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked by our resident troll, who has a penchant for turning everyone’s houses into giant toilets.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground fighting ring where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Just be prepared to face off against the reigning champion, a chicken riding a pig armed with a diamond sword.
And did we mention the treasure hunts? Every week, we hide valuable loot all over the map for players to find, but beware of the traps set by our mischievous admin who loves to watch players fall into pits of lava or get blown up by TNT.
So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, join our SMP today! Just remember, this show blasts shonen fags btw.
