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Hey gamers, welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in existence! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret potion that turns your character into a flying pig with laser eyes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power? – Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They take their job very seriously. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine deep within the server that is guarded by a dragon made entirely of cheese. Can you find it? – We host weekly build battles where the winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe delivered to their doorstep. Just imagine the envy of all your friends! – And last but not least, we have a legendary player known as the Blackpill Wizard who will bestow upon you the ultimate wisdom of the Minecraft universe. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of enlightenment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Towns Built:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	21	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Ores Mined:	3688	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	7240	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Buildings Constructed:	41	Divine Spears Created:	21
Ores Mined:	9365	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mines Excavated:	4716
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Towns Built:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Enchantments Applied:	148	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Crops Grown:	2710
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7475	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	4679	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.