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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 9156 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Enchantments Applied: | 240 | Farms Harvested: | 743 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of angry llamas comes charging at you, seeking revenge for all the times you’ve ignored them in the game. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing creepers who challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.
But that’s not all! Our server is known for its epic telenovela-inspired storylines, where players take on the roles of dramatic villains who meet their demise in the most outrageous ways possible. From falling into a pit of lava while monologuing about their evil plans to getting crushed by a giant block of cheese, the deaths on our server are truly one-of-a-kind.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, look no further. Join us today and get ready for a wild ride unlike any other!