VidyaPisser Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous SMP you’ll ever join!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama, just because they thought it would be hilarious. Or maybe you want to participate in our weekly “Dance Party in the Nether” event, where we all wear glowstone helmets and boogie down to some sick beats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Battle of the Builders” competition, where players have to construct the most outrageous and over-the-top structures imaginable. Last week’s winner built a functioning roller coaster that launched players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava – talk about a wild ride!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to laugh until you cry, because on this SMP, the only rule is to have as much fun as humanly possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it – just make sure to post some damn vidya before you piss yourself from all the laughter!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Farms Harvested:	588	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	8269	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Farms Harvested:	722	Animals Bred:	132
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Void Gems Collected:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Towns Built:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Alien Abductions:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Buildings Constructed:	41
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Buildings Constructed:	25
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Animals Bred:	153	Void Armor Forged:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Void Gems Collected:	21	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.