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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 3506 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
we got this theory, man, that if you’re always feeling like a victim, you’re more likely to support political violence. so, like, come to our server and let out all that aggression in a safe and fun way. you can be the ruler of your own little blocky world and take out all your frustrations on those pesky zombies and skeletons.
plus, if you’re searching for meaning in life, our server is the place to be. you can create your own little paradise in the virtual world and feel like a god among blocks. it’s like a spiritual journey, but with pixelated pigs and chickens.
so, like, come join our server and let out all that victimhood in a fun and ridiculous way. who needs therapy when you have minecraft, right?