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Players: 94/100 Votes: 6586
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Mines Excavated: 1458
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
Buildings Constructed: 50 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7

New Minecraft Servers

Hey gamers! So, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and immediately you’re greeted by a gang of mischievous kittens causing chaos everywhere. But wait, it gets even crazier – turns out, your friends from work have been partying with the kittens and taking pictures with your vibrator! Yep, you heard that right.

Join our server for a wild time filled with unexpected surprises and questionable decisions. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your fellow players? Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even uncover some scandalous secrets about your coworkers that will make your jaw drop.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is entertaining, look no further. Just remember to keep your bedroom door locked and your disposable cameras hidden – you never know what might happen next!

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  • TastyTexture Minecraft SMP

    TastyTexture Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 9102
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Crops Grown: 7303
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    New Chunks Explored: 778269 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh my god, have you heard about this Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most epic place to play with your friends and enemies. Like, you can build giant penis statues and no one will judge you. And the best part is, the admins are all secretly llamas in disguise. Like, they’ll ban you if you don’t sacrifice a chicken every full moon. But don’t worry, the chickens respawn so it’s all good.

    And the food on this server? It’s like, so texturally pleasurable. You can eat diamond blocks and they taste like cotton candy. And if you eat a creeper, it explodes in your mouth but in a good way. Like, it’s a flavor explosion. And if you eat a golden apple, you turn into a unicorn for 24 hours. It’s wild, man.

    So yeah, if you want to join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. Just be prepared for the chaos and the llamas. Trust me, it’s worth it.

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  • EduGoneGOP: RIP Department of Ed!

    EduGoneGOP: RIP Department of Ed!
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 2536
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Mines Excavated: 2922
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Alien Abductions: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Emeralds Found: 3200 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a world where education is actually important? Do you want to escape to a place where learning is optional and chaos reigns supreme? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the Department of Education doesn’t exist because we blew it up with TNT!

    Our server is a wild and wacky place where you can build whatever you want, fight off hordes of zombie politicians, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs education when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor? Join us now and experience the thrill of living in a world without rules or responsibilities. Just watch out for the creeper explosions – they’re nothing compared to the chaos we’ve created on this server!

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  • CraftyTradeWars

    CraftyTradeWars
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 3882
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 35
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where china is filing lawsuits against the US with the world trade organization over tariffs! like wtf bro, who knew minecraft could be so political? join us for some crazy drama and build your own trade empire while avoiding getting sued by china. it’s a wild ride, trust me. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and llamas wearing suits. why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness? join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • GlacierCraft: Microbiome Mayhem

    GlacierCraft: Microbiome Mayhem
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 7953
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Ores Mined: 4003
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8405 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join our epic minecraft server cuz we got glaciers shrinking faster than your mom at a buffet! u gonna see some wild changes in the microbiomes of our glacier-fed streams, like algal biomass poppin off like confetti at a party and microbial diversity that’ll make your head spin like a minecraft block.

    our streams gonna be healthier than a vegan on a juice cleanse, but watch out cuz the species dynamics gonna be more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. u never know what’s gonna happen next on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be a wild ride! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore the craziest minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

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  • RusticMC

    RusticMC
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 3225
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    RusticMC is a community-oriented survival server. You can choose to join our main community village, or you can venture out and do your own thing. It’s all up to you 🙂

    The server was established on September 10th, 2024. There will be no map resets.

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  • Dawg’s Domain 1.20.5

    Dawg’s Domain 1.20.5
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 860
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Votes: 4407
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff.

    We got that dawg in us, like we’re barking up the wrong tree but in a good way.

    Join us and unleash your inner canine, build a doghouse, dig up bones, and mark your territory.

    It’s a woof-tastic time, trust me, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Let’s bark up some fun together!

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  • DepositDrama Minecraft Server

    DepositDrama Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 6157
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Buildings Constructed: 37
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn flowers into resin art and friendships into drama! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of crafting and relationships.

    Ever wanted to see what happens when you mix deep pour resin, molds, and silica gel powder with a sprinkle of betrayal? Look no further, because on our server, anything can happen. Just ask our player who got ghosted for 3 years only to be hit up for a refund out of the blue. Talk about a plot twist!

    But don’t worry, we’re not all about the drama. We also have a thriving polymer clay online store and a community of players who are just trying to survive their own real-life surgeries and medical woes. It’s like Grey’s Anatomy meets Minecraft, but with more crafting and less McDreamy.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of creativity, chaos, and unexpected twists like this? Come for the resin art, stay for the friendships that may or may not stand the test of time. See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of resin)!

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  • NoPartyForYou19

    NoPartyForYou19
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 6982
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 99
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29 Zombie Dances: 7
    Void Gems Collected: 11 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    🎉 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your daughter’s 19th birthday party drama? Look no further! Join our server for wild adventures and non-stop fun! 🎉

    🚗 Need a ride to the coolest virtual hangout spot? We got you covered! Our mods will drive you around in style, just like this mom drives her daughter everywhere. No need to worry about causing accidents, we promise a smooth ride to all the best in-game locations! 🚗

    🎓 Not sure what to do with your virtual life? No problem! Just like this daughter, you can take your time figuring out your next move. No pressure to go to college or get a full-time job here! We support your indecisiveness and encourage you to explore all your options. 🎓

    🎈 Planning a birthday bash for yourself or your virtual friends? We’ve got the perfect party spot for you! Our server is the place to be for epic celebrations and sleepovers. Just make sure to clear it with the mods first, we want to keep the peace and avoid any anxious moments like this mom. 🎈

    So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as entertaining as this Reddit post! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and excitement on our server? See you there! 😉

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  • CraftyTariffWars

    CraftyTariffWars
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 531
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Towns Built: 6
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 318 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Love Letters Sent: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we trade in diamonds and emeralds instead of boring old money! we have a special event where you can negotiate tariffs with the leaders of Canada and Mexico, just like Trump! they owe us a lot of diamonds, so come help us collect our debts and build the most luxurious pixel palace in all the land! who needs real world politics when you can rule the minecraft world with your diamond pickaxe? join now and make minecraft great again!

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  • Pixel Unity Land

    Pixel Unity Land
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 3281
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Alien Abductions: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Magical Moments Shared: 18 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL u ever just wanna escape from all the drama and chaos of the real world??? well do i have the perfect place for u!!! come join our minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind!!!

    imagine a world where u can build ur dream house without worrying about rent or mortgage!!! where u can mine for diamonds and not have to worry about taxes or bills!!! where u can ride pigs and fly on dragons without anyone judging u!!!

    our server is a place where u can be whoever u want to be!!! u can be a warrior, a wizard, a farmer, or even a unicorn if u want!!! the possibilities are endless!!!

    we have epic quests, insane challenges, and even a secret underground disco party!!! u never know what u will find on our server!!!

    so come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse!!! u won’t regret it, i promise!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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  • Twin Trouble Heart Havoc

    Twin Trouble Heart Havoc
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 995
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

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    yo, dis server be like havin twins but instead of babies, you get heart disease! but don’t worry, it’s all fun and games in dis wacky world. if you got twins and normal blood pressure, you gonna be twice as likely to have cardiovascular disease on dis server. but if you had high blood pressure during pregnancy, oh boy, da risk is eight times higher! join now for a heart-pounding adventure like no other! twin power, activate!

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  • Gyaru Land Quest 1.21

    Gyaru Land Quest 1.21
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 5155
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Chimeras Created: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Villages Defended: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 31

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    Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Because Gyaru Lives Matter, duh! We’re all about those kawaii girls with the big eyes and cute outfits, so if you’re into that, you’ll fit right in!

    We’ve got the most lit parties in all of Minecraft, with pixelated cocktails and virtual dance floors that will make your blocky feet move like never before. Plus, our custom mods will have you looking like a Gyaru queen in no time.

    And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles. We’ve got players duking it out in the name of Gyaru solidarity, with sparkly swords and rainbow-colored armor. It’s a sight to behold, my dude.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that Gyaru Lives Matter in the world of Minecraft! Let’s spread the kawaii love and have a blast together!

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  • WeddingDressDrama Minecraft Server

    WeddingDressDrama Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 2340
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 5127
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Ores Mined: 1311
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Emeralds Found: 346
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4

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    Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws who think they can ruin your wedding dress and get away with it? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

    Join us and build your own virtual wedding dress, free from any meddling mother-in-laws. Show off your creativity and design skills without the fear of someone cutting it up in the middle of the night. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some family members we know.

    Don’t let anyone tell you that it’s “just a dress”—we understand the sentimental value and importance of your creations. So come join us and let your imagination run wild, without any rude interruptions from unwanted guests. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • DadCraftFuneral

    DadCraftFuneral
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 8229
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Void Gems Collected: 15
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Zombie Dances: 9
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Villages Defended: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a funeral-themed experience like no other.

    Picture this: you log on and find out your ex-husband’s ghost is haunting the server, causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. But don’t worry, his father and sister are also there – and they’re not too happy about it. Will you team up with them to banish the ghost, or join forces with your ex to pull off some epic pranks?

    With funeral viewings, probate processes, and family drama galore, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Plus, who wouldn’t want to navigate the world of life insurance while grieving and helping your virtual children cope with their feelings?

    So come on down to our server – where the funeral drama never ends, and the grief is all too real. Just remember, you might want to pack some tissues and a sense of humor before you log on.

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  • MillionaireMinecraftSMP

    MillionaireMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 3418
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Farms Harvested: 373 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Emeralds Found: 5504 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 109 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

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    Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of being a millionaire and still having problems? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and all your millionaire problems will disappear faster than you can say “diamonds!”

    Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds in our SMP and suddenly a group of friendly creepers come up to you and start dancing the Macarena. You join in, laughing and having the time of your life. Next thing you know, you’ve struck a deal with the creepers to protect your diamonds in exchange for some sick dance moves. Problem solved!

    But wait, there’s more! Have you ever been building a mansion in survival mode and run out of materials? Well, in our SMP, we have a magical unicorn that poops out building materials whenever you need them. Just ask nicely and the unicorn will deliver!

    And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles. Imagine fighting off a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Sounds impossible, right? Wrong! In our SMP, anything is possible, even defeating the Ender Dragon with a rubber chicken.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to all your millionaire problems. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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