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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 9994 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 447 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
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