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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 5558 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 |
Votes: | 7833 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
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