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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 1775 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 13 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6762 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.
Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.