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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 8550 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 9464 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
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