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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 6027 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.
Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.