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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 9762 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9703 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.
Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.