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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 2349 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6247 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 4168 |
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Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.