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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 8411 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.
Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.