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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 4267 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Runes Activated: | 7 | Enchantments Applied: | 145 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 70 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 4065 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7275 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
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