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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 5530 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.
Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.