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Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there! Join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and conquering with the most desired and beautiful white women on the planet!

Our server is filled with pro athletes who have white wives, proving that white women are the ultimate prize. Forget about those unfuckable Jews or geriatric billionaires with Asian women, our server is where the real action is at!

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world that white women are the true queens of Minecraft!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Red Alert Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because on our server, “The Clock is Ticking,” things are anything but boring!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll have to race against time to complete crazy challenges like building a roller coaster in 10 minutes or hunting down a rare pink sheep before it disappears forever.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a mysterious time-traveling llama who will grant you special powers if you can solve his riddles. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just ask the llama nicely and you might just get your wish!

And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly spleef tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Trust us, once you join “The Clock is Ticking,” you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BroCraft: NoCharity4Bro – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore without any toxic teammates stealing your epi pens!

Join us and leave behind the pick-me, racist, and narcissistic players of the past. Our server is a safe space for all, where you won’t have to worry about anyone exploiting your brother’s quirks for their own amusement.

So come on over and join us for some epic adventures and fun times. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not drama!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MilliMinecraftSMPRich!

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If you inherited a million dollars on our Minecraft SMP, you could finally afford to buy that diamond armor you’ve been eyeing in the virtual marketplace! Imagine strutting around spawn in your blinged-out gear, flexing on all the other players who are still rocking leather armor. Plus, rumor has it that the admin is actually a secret billionaire who will reward the richest player with a real-life mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start grinding for that sweet, sweet pixelated cash!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BlockyBoys: No Lack of Diamonds

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Are you tired of guys who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is filled with master builders who can create entire cities out of pixelated blocks! Join us and find your perfect blocky match who knows how to impress with their redstone skills and diamond armor. Say goodbye to guys who can’t even find their way out of a cave, and hello to players who can conquer the Ender Dragon with one hand tied behind their back. Trust us, you’ll never want to log off once you see what our players can do in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Chimeras Created:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

EconBomb Minecraft Server

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LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we have a time bomb at the heart of our economy! it’s like a russian roulette but with blocks and creepers!

we got economists running around trying to defuse the bomb while you build your epic base and fight off zombies and skeletons.

join now for a chance to be the hero who saves the economy and becomes the richest player on the server! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	63
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MacronCraft: No Arms for Israel

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? we got, like, a french president up in here who’s all, like, “yo, let’s put an arms embargo on Israel, dude!” and we’re all, like, “whaaaaat? that’s cray cray!” but, like, it’s all good cuz we’re just here to build some sick builds and have a blast, ya feel? come join us for some epic fun and maybe even some political drama, who knows? just come on down and let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Wish for More Genies – Minecraft

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hey u, ya u! do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better listen up cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow bridges leading to candy land, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold!

but wait, there’s more! we got talking animals that can teach u how to do backflips and somersaults in the air! we even have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs every hour on the hour.

if that’s not enough to convince u to join, then how about this: we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where u can ride dragons and battle evil wizards! and if u’re lucky, u might even find a magic lamp that grants u unlimited wishes.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and let the adventure begin! who knows what crazy shenanigans u’ll get into next!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magic Items Found:	4486

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Chaos in Vanilla Land: Where Creepers Go Boom Boom and Players Go Zoom Zoom!

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Anarchy Server Name	Vanilla Playground Server (VPG)
IP	play.mcvpg.org
Version	1.21.1
Discord	discord.mcvpg.org

Overview:

Are you tired of the mundane and regulated Minecraft experience? Do you crave the thrill of untamed adventures and unexplored territories? Look no further, for Vanilla Playground Server (VPG) is here to bring back the essence of true Minecraft exhilaration. Embark on a journey like never before, where creativity knows no bounds, and every decision is entirely yours to make. This classic anarchy server has no plugins, no rules, and no resets, giving you the ultimate freedom to play however you want.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question: How long has the server been up?	Answer: The server has been up for 3 years.
Question: What can I do on the server?	Answer: You can engage in classical survival, grief, build, explore with friends, and essentially do anything without any restrictions.
Question: Is there any kind of moderation or rules on the server?	Answer: No, the server has no rules or moderation, allowing you complete freedom to play as you wish.
Question: Can I form teams or collaborate with other players?	Answer: Yes, you can join the server’s Discord to find teams and collaborate with other players for your adventures.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Meteorites Collected:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Towns Built:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

The Anonymous Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness and chaos!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes, a diamond sword that can one-shot the Ender Dragon, and a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cake (but beware of the killer cupcakes)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant zombie chicken, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Falling into the Void:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Until Dawn Remake Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a chicken riding a pig. That’s right, our server is so wacky that even the animals are getting in on the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing skeletons. You haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a bunch of bony buddies.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a group of werewolves and goes on a rampage through the virtual world. It’s like a furry convention gone wild!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and see just how wrong things can go in the best possible way!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ShoeShareSisSass

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring… but also a reason for epic battles! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and hidden keys!

Imagine a world where sharing shoes is a serious business, where hiding phones leads to all-out war, and where breaking locks is just another Tuesday. Our server is not for the faint of heart, but for those who thrive on chaos and sibling rivalry.

Fight for your right to wear that pair of shoes you called dibs on, strategize to outsmart your opponents, and unleash your inner drama queen in a virtual world like no other.

Are you ready to prove your maturity by engaging in the most immature shenanigans? Join us now and show the world that when it comes to Minecraft, all bets are off and all shoes are fair game!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NoExistenceMinecraftSMP

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If you had the power, wouldn’t you wish for a Minecraft SMP where creepers drop diamonds instead of exploding? Well, guess what? That’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a friendly dragon that just wants to be your pet. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by the Ghasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Secret Passages Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

FiredCraft: The Unemployment Server

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Are you tired of getting fired from your job for accidentally setting the office on fire with your mixtape? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage you to let your inner pyromaniac run wild! Join us and unleash your fiery passion in a safe and controlled environment (just don’t burn down any virtual buildings, please). Plus, who needs a boring old job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom? So come on over and let’s set the virtual world on fire together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

DragonCraft Minecraft Server

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yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got dragon drones straight outta ukraine wreckin’ russian tanks like it’s nobody’s business. imagine flyin’ around on a dragon drone, blowin’ up tanks left and right, it’s lit fam. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like a freakin’ treasure trove. join now or miss out on all the epicness, u won’t regret it, trust me.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	New Chunks Explored:	129284
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Animals Bred:	156
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	182
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3