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| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 9475 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Magic Crystals Found: | 5 |
so like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s da bomb diggity yo. we got dragons flyin around, creepers doin the cha cha slide, and villagers sellin u enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.
oh and get this, our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes if u sacrifice a stack of cooked chicken. true story bro.
also, rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden dungeon, u can battle a giant zombie pigman riding a flaming chicken. it’s like a mix between a rave party and a rodeo, u gotta see it to believe it.
so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never trust a sheep wearing sunglasses. trust me, u won’t regret it.
