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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 5244 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 425 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Love Letters Sent: | 10 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the Minecraft world with their advanced technology (and questionable fashion sense).
So what’s YOUR excuse for not joining our server? Don’t miss out on the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Join now and let the madness begin!