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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 8074 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
we did, like, a whole review and stuff, and turns out, eating plants actually makes you a better player. like, you’ll be mining diamonds and slaying creepers like never before, dude.
so, like, come join us on this server and become the ultimate minecraft warrior. plus, we have, like, the best virtual salads you’ve ever tasted. it’s gonna blow your mind, man.