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Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested: 714 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
Underground Cities Explored: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY