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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 7637 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
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so what u waitin for? join now and experience da magic of minecraft and da wonders of a vegan diet. u won’t regret it, trust me.