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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 5417 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 2748 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Star Shards Collected: | 135 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1164 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Join now and experience the thrill of dodging unexpected deaths like a pro swimmer dodging sharks in the ocean. Our server is so wild, it’ll make you question if you’re playing Minecraft or in a real-life soap opera.
With more plot twists than a telenovela, you’ll never know what’s coming next. From sudden deaths to unexpected tragedies, our server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.
So come on down and join the chaos! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to meet a hilariously untimely demise. Just remember, it’s all in good fun (we promise).