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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 6780 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 422749 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Potions Brewed: | 54 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 7 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Join now and experience the thrill of dodging unexpected deaths like a pro swimmer dodging sharks in the ocean. Our server is so wild, it’ll make you question if you’re playing Minecraft or in a real-life soap opera.
With more plot twists than a telenovela, you’ll never know what’s coming next. From sudden deaths to unexpected tragedies, our server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.
So come on down and join the chaos! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to meet a hilariously untimely demise. Just remember, it’s all in good fun (we promise).