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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Epic Battles Fought: 20
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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