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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
Invisible Walls Found: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 2319

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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