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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
Potions Brewed: 183 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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