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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
Void Gems Collected: 35 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
Gryphons Tamed: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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